Have you heard about the Native American who drank so much ice tea that one day they found him drowned in his Tea Pee.


"Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that? So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack."
-Jerry Seinfeld

"Viewers of Demolition Man are still trying to figure out exactly how to use the three seashells in place of traditional paper ass-wipes."
-film critic Elliot Goldenthal

Additional Links

Testing the Bidet - Colon Bowell

Toilet Paper Survey

Toilet Paper World

Wiping Before Charmin (BC)

The Catsup Crapper

ShitBeGone Toilet Paper



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