Have you heard about the Native American who drank so much ice tea that one day they found him drowned in his Tea Pee.
"Maybe they should have a toilet paper museum. Would you like that?
So we can see all the toilet paper advancements down through the ages.
Toilet paper in the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The
"Viewers of Demolition Man are still trying to figure out exactly
how to use the three seashells in place of traditional paper ass-wipes."